He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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