if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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