found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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