Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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