tell your sister to shave her snatch
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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