I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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