I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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