Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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