hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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