He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I am mentally ready for anal.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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