what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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