hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.