Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Your cock deserves a montage
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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