Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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