Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize