oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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