Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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