Your tits are I can't wait for
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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