Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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