who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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