the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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