You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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