they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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