Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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