There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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