ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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