Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dick very happy bro
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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