whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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