If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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