so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
we should paint friendship bongs
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