I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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