it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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