I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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