I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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