Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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