we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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