Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well you can't waste a boner
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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