i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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