Already got asked if we're dating
Sry I called you an 8
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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