theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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