I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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