Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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