I hate your face
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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