Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
When did we convert life to cartoon?
be right there i have to get my cape
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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