he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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