don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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