quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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