office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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