i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
