There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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