You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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