I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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