i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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