My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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