This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
